You go Glenn Coco!

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
breathing in your dust
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust
If you like your coffee hot
let me be your coffee pot
You call the shots
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your raincoat
for those frequent rainy days
I wanna be your dreamboat
when you want to sail away
Let me be your teddy bear
take me with you anywhere
I don’t care
I wanna be yours

I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out
I wanna be the electric heater
you’ll get cold without
I wanna be your setting lotion
hold your hair with deep devotion
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that’s how deep is my emotion
Deep deep deep deep de deep deep

Drinking Pimms whilst sat in the sun listening to jack johnson. What a perfect day.

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DAMMIT, STAFF.

 well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.

uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!

yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..

((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))

Sorry followers…i know this isn’t cheer but i don’t wanna go bye bye!(;

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When your parents try to talk to you about your future

and you’re just like,

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